I didn't realize men's arms stopped working.
So, I was walking back from lunch and here's this group of guys and one of 'ems got a girlfriend and they're just walking all around, he's about a foot taller than her and leaning on her with his arm around her shoulders like she's some kind of wooden post.
Hey, dumbass, you can walk on your own two feet, you're not handicapped. And if you're too hammered this early in the morning to walk straight, you've got problems.
Seriously, I don't even weigh much but I'm not going to walk around with my girlfriend all day treating her like a lean-to.
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